Somebody had fun writing this one. (via NYT)
GERMANY: BOMB SCARE DEFLATED A parcel that vibrated and made noises set off concern at a post office in eastern Chemnitz among workers who thought it might be a bomb. The police were called, and when they brought the parcel's sender to the scene, he disclosed that the cause for alarm was a vibrating, inflatable erotic doll that he was returning because it kept turning itself on. Calm was restored after the sender removed the batteries in the life-size doll. (Reuters)
Hhahahha. Cuz it kept turning itself on. eeheeeheeee.